Installing Husband

posted Apr 21, 2010, 2:16 PM by Admin !

A woman writes to the IT Technical support.....

Dear Tech Support,


Last year I upgraded from 
Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and

I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.


In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5,and then installed undesirable programs such as NEWS 5.0, MONEY 3.0 and CRICKET 4.1.

Conversation 8.0
 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.simply crashes the system.

Please note that I have tried running 
Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do? 

Signed,

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REPLY 


DEAR Madam, 


First, keep in mind, 
Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. 

Please enter command: 
thoughtyoulovedme. html and try to downloadTears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. 
If that application works as designed, 
Husband1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.. 

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause 
Husband1.0 to default to Silence 2.5 or Beer 6.1
Please note that 
Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta. 

Whatever you do, 
DO NOT  in  any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.) 

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the 
Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, 
Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software 
to improve memory and performance. 
We recommend: 
Cooking 3.0 and Good Looks 7.7. 

Good Luck Madam!

Sưu Tầm

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